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[原创]omegle.com上的超囧聊天记录(更新)。

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发表于 2009-6-13 20:52:14 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
You: hi
Stranger: The moment I started loving you,
all my saved-up wishes started coming out.(翻译:现在我开始爱你,
我的所有储存的愿望开始出来。)
You: - -
You: bye
You: 0.0
You: 囧
Stranger: 靠
You: How you been?

You: 0.
You: 同胞
You: 噢噢

Stranger: 不是老外...早說啊
You: 哎。
You: 你也早说
Stranger: 我在找洋妹妹啦
You: 。。。。
You: 不打扰你了
You: 留个电子邮箱
You: 或QQ


Stranger: 我在找洋妹妹啦
You: 。。。。
You: 不打扰你了
You: 留个电子邮箱
You: 或QQ
Stranger: 男/女?
You: 正太
Stranger: 人妖?
You: 男。。。。
Stranger: 靠....
You: 。。。
You: 囧
Stranger: 男的...留屁啊
You: 0.0
You: bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: I come from China
Stranger: Terrorist
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[ 本帖最后由 O字路口 于 2009-6-16 08:59 编辑 ]

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-6-13 20:52:56 | 显示全部楼层
这个人很有意思。
让他留个。
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2009-6-13 21:29:13 | 显示全部楼层
哦呵呵呵呵。。。。很多BL恋就是这样子开始的。。。*em94
话说那男的英文很烂。。。
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-6-13 22:13:25 | 显示全部楼层
LS....我感觉你说的有点像。。。。(应该非常像。。。不。。应该就是。)
看了ZMC的话,现在BS他了。。
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发表于 2009-6-13 22:14:04 | 显示全部楼层
....不清楚了...

不过不觉得囧耶
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发表于 2009-6-13 22:29:48 | 显示全部楼层
附件跟这个有什么关系?
附图去影音区
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-6-14 07:31:45 | 显示全部楼层
随便附的。。。。。。。。又有什么?
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发表于 2009-6-14 09:41:03 | 显示全部楼层
没什么没什么...
在外国网站上遇到中国人就有种怪怪的感觉...
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发表于 2009-6-14 15:50:03 | 显示全部楼层
看了没什么感觉。。。
哪里有BL。..
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发表于 2009-6-19 23:50:55 | 显示全部楼层
什么...意思...看....不懂.....
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发表于 2009-6-20 21:26:14 | 显示全部楼层
LZ来个翻译版的。。。。
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发表于 2009-6-28 18:07:53 | 显示全部楼层
9494,我也看不懂
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发表于 2009-6-30 10:42:35 | 显示全部楼层
话说我也把我跟一个日本御姐说的放上来。。。*em94
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: what
You: what's up
You: you don't talk online often do ya
Stranger: ah
Stranger: haha..sorry
Stranger: good:D
Stranger: thx
Stranger: you?
You: lol
You: pretty nice
Stranger: cool
You: i'm actually curious how this website works..
You: lol
Stranger: :D
You: so where you from?
You: i'm in Canada
Stranger: japan
You: nice
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what time over there?
You: umm
You: 22:35
Stranger: wow..
You: lol
You: just bored and have nothing to do..
Stranger: it's 11:36 here
You: noon?
Stranger: am
You: cool
Stranger: :)
You: time for lunch eh?
Stranger: yeap~
You: so what are ya eating? Sushi? XD
Stranger: haha, do u like Sushi? but it's too expensive :(
You: lol
You: i even know how to make it myself
You: i luv it
Stranger: I discover this omegle last week and I think is good for me for learning english :)
Stranger: haha
You: but the ones i make don't look as good, they taste ok though
You: lol
You: nice
You: yep
Stranger: wow
Stranger: can u make it?
You: wow what?..
You: yes, but a bit bigger than what they sell here
You: lol
Stranger: cool !!
You: so are you a guy?
You: i'm guessing
You: lol
Stranger: Have you ever been to japan?
You: not rly
Stranger: no
You: i want to though
Stranger: im girl :(
Stranger: you
You: lol, i'm a guy
Stranger: oh :D good
You: i guess it's hot there in japan, right?
Stranger: yes!!
Stranger: :(
You: about a week ago, we still got some snow going down in the edge of the city
Stranger: Here is really hot because summer is coming...
You: lol
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cooooool
You: no, not cool
You: so cold...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: why?
You: it's like 70% of the year is snowing..
Stranger: :)
Stranger: what's ur favorite season?
You: and it gets to -40 degrees out there in the winter
You: i'd say fall
Stranger: oops.....
You: lol
You: you know, it's nice and dry
Stranger: wow~ so do i :D
You: you know in fall, you can see some red maple here in canada
You: they aren't orange, they're like bright red
You: it's really nice
Stranger: oh ;D
Stranger: yes~
You: so are you still in school?
Stranger: nice :) i like maple
Stranger: yeap ~
You: what grade?
You: i'm in grade 9
Stranger: I have a test on next week.....:(
You: same
You: final exam
You: and i'm gonna do bad on it
Stranger: me, too....
You: so you are in grade 9 as well?
Stranger: i'm college student :)
You: wow
Stranger: too old....
You: so you are older than me
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yes
You: lol
You: do you like anime or manga or something of that sort?
You: i love manga and anime
Stranger: aha~
You: we got manga in our school library
Stranger: i like anime :)
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
You: but if you wanna watch anime using the school's computers..
You: you gotta hack stuff
You: using softwares and thingys
You: lol
You: thingies*
You: but anyways
Stranger: :)
You: collge eh?... a long way to go for me.. still
You: lol
Stranger: eh?? sorry?
You: nvm
You: lol
You: it's just me talking to myself..
Stranger: nana
Stranger: haha*
Stranger: sorry..I'm poor at speaking English but I'll make an effort to speak it well.......
You: in our school, we got a lot of asians
You: lol
Stranger: T.T
You: it's ok
You: your english is actually pretty good
Stranger: oh, really?
You: i'd say, no grammar mistakes
You: no spelling mistakes
Stranger: you're kind people :)
You: you sound like a native speaker too, so don't worry about it
You: nah, just repeating the fact
Stranger: when we got a conversation on the Internet, I couldn't say something I want to tell you because I'm not good at English......
You: lol
You: it's ok
You: wait
Stranger: :)
You: do you know what "lol" means?
Stranger: yeap~
Stranger: lol = ^0^
You: yea
Stranger: right?
You: lol
You: something like that
Stranger: good :D
You: i guess you got translations fit to your daily use
You: i mean, lol actually is the short form of Laugh Out Loud
You: but i guess expressions does it better
You: :D
Stranger: haha ^-^*
You: so umm..
You: how's the weather?
Stranger: hot and..wet :(
Stranger: there?
You: awww.... about same here..
Stranger: aha
You: we had a week of rain for the past week
You: and now it's getting hot..
You: very humid
Stranger: oh....do u have four season?
You: well
You: not rly
You: lol
You: mostly winter
Stranger: spring, summer, fall, winter :D
Stranger: oh...
You: spring is pretty much consumed by winter
You: normally the snow melts around march
You: so when it gets warm, it's almost summer
Stranger: well ..
You: winter starts around october or earlier
You: i guess there really only is WINTER summer , fall
Stranger: almost summer and winter?
You: yea
Stranger: aha
You: but there's still fall
You: so it's good
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i want to go to canada
You: lol, i wanna go to japan
Stranger: cuz i heard there have nice place a lot :)
You: well
You: let's just say the environment is good
You: but life is boring
Stranger: aha
You: nothing exciting
You: lol
Stranger: i agree.....
Stranger: here...same :)(
You: nice place to go when you're old
Stranger: i live in To-kyo..
You: but spending your childhood here is just a waste
You: lol
Stranger: but..To-kyo is too busy
You: i heard about it
You: but it's always better to have more ppl then no ppl
You: here in ottawa
You: there's like no one on the streets after 9
You: pm
Stranger: oh...really?
Stranger: interesting..
Stranger: why?
You: and in Canada, you also have to learn french...
You: well
You: the population density is low
Stranger: aha
You: your everyday-friends don't really come out and play,
You: everyone just stay home and play games
Stranger: oh..that's too bad...
You: like Wii or X-Box or PS3
Stranger: haha
You: soo hard just to get someone to play basketball with you..
Stranger: what's your hobby?
You: i guess computers.. and basketball
Stranger: aha
Stranger: good :)
You: what's yours?
Stranger: my major is Computer sience
You: ohhhh
You: that's the area i wanna go in
Stranger: :)
You: so what do you do?
You: programming?
Stranger: i learn computer language
You: testing?
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: programming
You: nice
Stranger: :)
You: i want to become a game programmer
Stranger: oh !
You: or a game designer
Stranger: i think that's good job :D
You: yea
You: lol
You: it never dies
Stranger: do u like game?
You: everyone loves games
You: of course!
Stranger: many boys loves games
Stranger: haha
You: you are out if you don't play games
You: like Call of Duty 4 and 5
You: God of War, Gears of War
You: Grand Theft Auto
You: these are like all time classic
Stranger: haha
You: do you like games?
Stranger: yeap~
Stranger: :)
You: what type?
You: RPG?
You: ACT?
Stranger: um..
Stranger: anything
You: lol
Stranger: you?
You: i'm mostly focused on FPS and RTS
You: First person shooting and Real time strategy
Stranger: aha~
You: speaking of real time strategy, have you ever played Starcraft?
Stranger: yes, sure :)
You: it's like a game that never gets old
You: so classic
Stranger: aha
You: too bad my computer doesn't really support it very well... a game made in 1997 is not very compatible with quad-core CPUs..
You: i get glitchs, screen screw-ups... all sorts
You: but still like the game
You: lol
Stranger: :D
You: my friends say i'm an asian-wanna-be
Stranger: hahaha
You: my mom's asian, so i guess it's in my blood
You: lol
Stranger: oh~ really?
You: yea
Stranger: what's your mom's nationality?
You: i'm like 1/2 asian
Stranger: oh~ cool
You: chinese
You: lol
Stranger: :D!
You: anyways, it's nice meeting you, but i'm afraid i have to go..
You: my mom's calling me to sleep
You: lol
Stranger: aha
Stranger: yeap~
Stranger: lovely talkling to u ;D
You: so umm.. have a nice day, and good-bye XD
Stranger: thx
You: you too
Stranger: bye ~

话说有说谎哦。。。。*em94
看看谁找出来我有奖。。。

[ 本帖最后由 zmc123 于 2009-6-29 21:44 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-6-30 10:44:27 | 显示全部楼层
................翻译成中文行不?
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发表于 2009-7-1 03:55:58 | 显示全部楼层
我自己懒得翻译了。。。。*em94
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发表于 2009-7-1 11:12:24 | 显示全部楼层
跟你有关系......*em114
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发表于 2009-7-1 13:07:16 | 显示全部楼层
Connecting to server...(连接到服务器)
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.(寻找与你聊天的人,请稍候)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!(你在与一个随机抽取的人聊天,说Hi!)
You: hi(嗨)
Stranger: hey(嗨)
You: I come from China(我来自中国)
Stranger: Terrorist(恐怖分子!)
(没搞错把?)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.(谈话对方已断开)
or save this log or send us feedback.(保存此记录以发送反馈)

另外的那堆我在翻译(太长,超出限制了)

[ 本帖最后由 concorde 于 2009-7-1 14:32 编辑 ]

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发表于 2009-7-25 13:55:30 | 显示全部楼层
无非就是asl....
然后China
然后

disconnect
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发表于 2009-7-25 23:16:17 | 显示全部楼层
最好不要透露你是中国人。。虽然很痛心。。
但是事实就是这样的。。*em94
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发表于 2009-7-26 09:51:20 | 显示全部楼层
看不懂的~~~~LZ给的是哪个国家的??
懒得翻译,找专门翻译器还有好久~~~^em222
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发表于 2009-8-14 18:46:32 | 显示全部楼层
ls这个都看不懂。。。。。
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发表于 2009-8-18 15:38:08 | 显示全部楼层
看英文眼花鸟
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发表于 2009-8-19 14:39:51 | 显示全部楼层
这个。。
没那么难吧?
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